Farrah Fawcett Hair
Words by Orlando Wiebe
SPOKEN:	Let me tell you somethin bout the last hundred years
		Okay, here we go

We had glam-rock and slam-rock and funky-jivin' jam rock
Heavy metal punk grunge and bottle-neckin' slide-rock
Breezy cheezy pop rock down at the sock hop
Groovy-ruby love-ins and hippy dippy folk rock

	The best things to survive the turn of the century
	Were amplified music and Farrah Fawcett hair
	The best things to survive the turn of the century
	Were button-down jeans and Farrah Fawcett hair

It ain't proved, but it's widely believed
That because of Fawcett hair Gen-X was conceived
Ooh baby, you know you've got it
You had Fawcett hair before Farrah Fawcett

	The best things to survive the turn of the century
	Were twist-off caps and Farrah Fawcett hair
	The best things to survive the turn of the century
	Were button-down jeans and Farrah Fawcett hair

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

We had world wars, full metal tank wars and star wars
Pyro-mega-lo-maniacal czar wars
All in the name of the god of the yank wars
Now it's the predatory dogs of the free-border trade-wars

Bridge:
You got no country, you got no nation, History is written by the corporation
The only good thing from the 20th century
 Was 2 for 1 pizza and Farrah Fawcett hair

Those feathered tufts of silken gold
Classic style will never grow old
Gimme peroxide and permanent wave
And I'll show you something the angels would crave

	The best things to survive the turn of the century
	Were twist-off caps and Farrah Fawcett hair
	The best things to survive the turn of the century
	Were button-down jeans and Farrah Fawcett hair
	Amplified music and Farrah Fawcett hair
	2 for 1 pizza and Farrah Fawcett hair